Ryder

A sexy guy with great brown hair and eyes
Has the biggest cock you will ever see

Makes a great boyfriend and loves to watch his girlfriend's shows with her.

Very perverted and is probally at some girl's house right now eating her out
Will love to go shopping with you

And buys you all the dildos you want

Loves to take a shower with you.
Loves to do it in front of the dogs and kitties

Dick lasts long so many can share

Average guy:"I heard that my girlfriend is hanging out with Ryder"
Friend: Uh oh it's over then. She's probally giving his big dick a bj right now

Average guy: Well, he's a ryder

Girlfriend: he resized my holes. His dick is way bigger then yours and he is sexy goodbye

Average guy: whatever he's a ryder

Friend: if she didn't fall for a ryder then she'd be a lesbian

Dad: Kate's friend ,ryder is coming over

Mom: A ryder?!! oh no I'm rushing home from work

Dad: what why

Mom: he's a ryder! Walk into her room now!
Dad: walks in* kate is eating his long cock
Gosh I wish I was a ryder

Mom; 1975-2017 ~ died because ryder went up too far.

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