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Sergey

Sergey is a sexual freak & occasional pervert with a massive sexual appetite only ONE special lady can truly satisfy. She knows who she is...

One Special Lady: My spidey senses are tingling... Sergey or one of his girthy-dicked affiliates must be around

by LowL33s@h January 1, 2017

28👍 17👎


Sergey

An unlucky fellow who once had a girl stick a finger up his butt (!!!) while giving Sergey exquisite fellatio. Sergey hated it, switched to missionary position & this bitch tried it AGAIN, after which Sergey immediately went into doggy style for his own anal protection

#finger #ass #freak #nasty

Freak hoe: Damn Sergey I thought you were freaky like that... I just want to massage your prostate... you deserve it

Sergey: Ms. Freak hoe, I don't know where your fingers have been, besides up my ass just now... disgusting. Only my main hoe has access to my anal sphincter/brown starfish. You don't have to like it Ms. Hoe, but you will respect it. Now let me stick it in doggy-style bitch, let's go

by LowL33s@h January 1, 2017

27👍 26👎


Sergio

Sergio has the name of a male bimbo but is actually NOT a complete male bimbo. Is surprisingly smarter than his name implies

#himbo #sergio #maleslut

Jamie: “Love does not begin and end the way Sergio thinks it does. Love is a battle, love is a war; love is a growing up.”

by LowL33s@h January 2, 2017

3👍 6👎


Sergio

Has the name of a male bimbo but is actually NOT a complete male bimbo. Is surprisingly smarter than his name implies

#himbo #sergio #maleslut

Jamie: “Love does not begin and end the way Sergio thinks it does. Love is a battle, love is a war; love is a growing up.”

by LowL33s@h January 2, 2017

3👍 8👎


Sergio

The Romeo to my Juliet... minus the tragedy and plus some XXX fantasy action & a whole lotta ca$h

#fortune's #fool #get money #freak

"Parting is such sweet sorrow/That I shall say good night till it be morrow... in bed" ~ Sergio

“Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs... in bed” ~ Sergio

“O teach me how I should forget to think... in bed" ~ Sergio

“Under loves heavy burden do I rise... in bed" ~ Sergio

by LowL33s@h January 1, 2017

2👍 7👎


Tati

Tati refuses to be associated with the nonsense that is her extended family. She still real cool tho

#banks #money #harvard

Tati is a Harvard hoe on loan to her Brown University-educated pimp

by LowL33s@h January 3, 2017

6👍 9👎


Amanda

A scheming ass (yet surprisingly unintentionally funny) hoe who is the scum of the earth. A clingy bitch who needs to be kept in her place

#pimp #slap

Pimp: "I can't work with Amanda, she's a worthless hoe that's actually making me MORE BROKE instead of generating those fundz. Send this bitch back from whence she came"

by LowL33s@h January 3, 2017

8👍 10👎