cancer deto

A Dorito that you set on fire with lighter fluid

Man 1: what are you burning
Man 2: a cancer deto

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jeepus

Mikey

Who's jeepus?
*Sighs* Mikey is

moroginnoginoil

Lube for homeless people

Homeless man 1: pass the moroginnoginoil
Homeless man 2: I gotchu save some for me
Homeless man 1: I'ma use all of it