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The Jimin Effect is a short circuit that happens in the wiring of the brain when one first experiences a visual encounter with BTS' Park Jimin. It inevitably results in instant feelings of love and happiness, but can take a variety of forms, depending on which version of Jimin one has encountered. If: Mochi Jimin, the affected party will generally grab the nearest person and demand to know how anyone that adorable is even possible. If: Sexy Jimin, the affected party will likely have a pause in all bodily activity while the brain tries to reconfigure everything it thought it knew about the world. This can last from several minutes to several hours, and can in some cases result in becoming frook shoken.
I just wanted to show my friend one BTS video, but the Jimin Effect happened and now we can never watch anything else ever again.
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A state of paralysis that occurs in the left brain of a heterosexual male upon his first visual encounter with BTS' Park Jimin. It is caused by a combination of shock, awe, and general confusion, and can last up to 9 hours. Symptoms include staring and/or rapid blinking, repetitions of the word "how" and a slackness of jaw which may result in drool. It is simply known as the Jimin Effect when it happens to straight females and homosexual males, but the added layer of confusion resulting in left brain paralysis is what makes Frook Shoken specific to the straight male subset. Snapping out of it will inevitably result in the victim asking "wtf just happened" but it is best if you wait a few hours to let his system recover before exposing him to Jimin again. Just tell him you'll explain later.
'My boyfriend came in while I was watching the Blood, Sweat, and Tears MV and he was frook shoken for four hours, so we missed the movie.'
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OIAA stands for "One In An ARMY" and is a collective effort by BTS's fans ARMY to use their huge numbers and social media power to make a positive impact on humanity and the world. Since BTS' mission is to help and heal people with their music, ARMY has decided to do the same. ARMYs commit to supporting a different charity or humanitarian organization every month by having OIAA research good causes and then set up the donation process. They use microdonations so that even ARMYs with very little money to spare can add their "one" to the entire effort and create real change for people around the world. Every ARMY is "One In An ARMY" and every "one" can make a difference.
Between OIAA projects, fanbase fundraisers, and hashtag campaigns, BTS' ARMY has raised more than $2M dollars in 2018 alone.
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ARMYs are a gigantic tribe of noble humans spread across the globe, with a strong family bond and exquisite taste in music. They are completely devoted to the 7 Founding Fathers of Namkanda (also known as BTS) under the leadership of His Excellency, President Kim Namjoon.
ARMYs are most known for: charity & humanitarian work, working to destroy racism, breaking records & setting new ones & then breaking THOSE records, Bangtan evangelism, and general crackheadery.
"Why the hell is 'BTS as onions' trending worldwide?"
"ARMYs being jobless again."
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There's a certain level of chaos that effects not just a single person but an entire entity of people, to the point where NOBODY knows what's going on anymore and no one knows who the hell is in charge of this madness, but everyone's okay with it.
The prime example of this is found in Big Hit Entertainment, home of BTS, where - not only does the CEO Bang Si Hyuk aka Hitman Bang have light saber battles in Iron Man costumes while sidewalk dining, but the future CEO Kim Seokjin, the Lord of DGAF Min Yoongi and the riotous 95 Line have been known to cause hair pulling in their innocent staffs just by doing a little thing called "being themselves."
It is speculated that the reason the BU (Bangtan Universe) was created was because a whole ass alternate reality was necessary just to have a safe outlet for all of the chaos going on at Big Hit.
I know I told you that we welcome a little chaos around here, Kevin, but what you're suggesting is Big Hit Chaotic. We just don't have the insurance.
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To be ridiculously extra while at the same time being the cutest thing on the planet. Usually occurs in people who are goofy af but also way more adorable than anyone has a right to be. Prime example: V aka Kim Taehyung of BTS . Warning: witnessing someone with natural extruwu can result in you clutching your cheeks, melting into puddles of squee, and mild brain shortage, causing you to be unable to do anything but utter exclamations like "omg he's so cute wtf HOW??"
"Yes, officer, this man right here is exhibiting too much extruwu and I can't go on with my day. Please arrest him."
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