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Scungie

A whole cigarette, rolled using secondhand tobacco, sourced entirely through acts of sniping.

Hey Damo, give us a scungie ya cheap cunt, I don’t get me dole cheque til Thursday and I just ran out of White Ox.

by Loxastic September 3, 2021


alcomaggot

Someone who tends to turn into a crazy person after consuming more than their fair share of alcohol.

Matt: What’s with that Cherie chick, one minute we’re all havin a few wines, nekminnit, she’s face first on the concrete
Sarah: Nah mate, she’s just an alcomaggot

by Loxastic May 15, 2020


Sidegate

The act of having sex with a woman’s armpit as a form of contraception.

Josh busted through the sidegate and avoided the lifelong responsibility of parenthood as a result.

by Loxastic June 16, 2022


Clitterlitter

That residue of dried pussy juice left on the knickers of a hornbox. Not to be confused with clitty-litter.

I thought my missus had cum leakin outta her minge into her knickers but it just turned to be a bit of clitterlitter

by Loxastic April 18, 2020


isomarathon

A continuous period, spent in self-imposed or mandated isolation, after the onset of a pandemic, exceeding two calendar weeks.

Lox: Hey Rhys, once you get back to Soufa Straya do you have to self-isolate for a bit, since you were in Germany?
Rhys: Nah mate, it’s way worse than that. I gotta do a fucken isomarathon. Two weeks in Melbourne then two weeks in Adelaide, back to back!
Lox: That’s some fucken bullshit!!!

by Loxastic May 5, 2020


Soufa Straya

Local slang for the Australian state of South Australia

Kiwi: Hey bro, where you from
South Aussie: Fucken Soufa Straya mate

by Loxastic April 24, 2020


cuntstacle

1. Something that gets in the way of you getting pussy
2. Someone who stops you getting what you want, by making a cunt of themselves.

Melissa’s brother Dazza is such a cuntstacle, he keeps walking in on us every time I start fingering her

by Loxastic April 18, 2020