spakerish

Old people have Spakerish children.

Hals a little bit Spakerish, how old were his/ her parents.

Dirty Hal

To finish on a man's beard.

I pulled a Dirty Hal last night, I pulled out and shot my load all over his beard.

Halism

That was a stupid thing to do

You: Sorry I put the ice cream in the oven

Me: It's OK bro, put it down to a Halism