angel drink

Also known as Angel Shot. This code drink order alerts bar or wait staff to a situation at a bar or restaurant where someone is actually feeling uncomfortable, where somebody is maybe a little bit forceful, might be making innuendos, whatever the situation is that’s making someone not feel safe. Not gender specific, everyone deserves to feel safe.

Order the angel drink various ways, depending on the severity of the situation. Order the shot “neat,” and staff members will walk a female customer out to her car. If she road with her date or has no way home, ordering the shot “with ice,” lets servers know they should call a taxi, Uber, or Lyft for the customer. In an emergency, women can order the angel shot “with lime.” Staff members will immediately call police.

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irony bar

When something is repeatedly ironic to an exaggerated degree, that it's as if you're being hit by the irony again and again. Not actually a physical iron bar.

While we were reading 'Othello', Shakespeare would not quit hitting us over the head with the irony bar!

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Friend myself

see: Masturbate
To sexually exite yourself until you reach a climax when you can't find anyone else to do it for you(often after spending too much time on Facebook).

"This place is dead anyway, I think I'll go home and friend myself."

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