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Angry Bearded Dragon

A step above and beyond the typical Angry Dragon, wherein the male finishes the Angry Dragon, then throws a handful of shaved pubic hair in the partners face, causing it to stick to the semen, therefore giving the appearance of an Angry Bearded Dragon.

Dude, she's still trying to get rid of the hair on her face after I gave her the Angry Bearded Dragon.

by LtCuzco November 5, 2016

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