Typical

The word woman use to describe their displeasure and contempt for anything a male could do, would do, will do, or should do in order to please their partner.A woman never explains what is "typical", it just covers every sin known to man.

Dave. "Hello dear. I fixed the blocked drain, paid those bill's you left on the table, took your dog for a walk and ironed you a new blouse for work. I didn't get time to build the Ikea entertainment unit you bought but can I do that after I come back from the pub?"

Stella. "typical"

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Lurk

illegal or underhanded benefit a worker gets when the boss is not looking .A lurk is the unauthorised receival of employment related perks.

Dave: My boss goes away a lot and he asks me to mind his apartment.Last week his secretary came over not expecting to see me and was found out.I banged her in the boss's bed and made a date for next time he's out of town

Bob: Man!!! How did you get a lurk like that?

Stella: Maxine sucked up to the boss so she could take the company truck home just so she can drive around all weekend for free delivering pizzas.The tanks empty when she comes back on Monday morning.

Thelma: What a lurk merchant.

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