Zoomglish

That word salad mumbling you do as you're fumbling to switch screens or awkwardly and time-consumingly begin any process on Zoom.

She zoomglished unintelligibly as she tried to pull up the powerpoint video she wanted to see. It started with "Okay, folk, take a look at this, here, it's just right here..wait, gotta close this, hmm, wait, where'd it go? Ah, here it is, nope first have to close this one, mrphgrda...wttheheck...yeah, no, wait....dioedfb...vgrer...adewxawqw... AH, here we go!"

Sessionsed

To finally get caught after making repeated claims of innocence. (Also, see Sessions'd)

After repeatedly declaring his innocence, Paul Manafort finally got sessionsed.

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Peeooping

Peeing & pooing simultaneously.

I thought I just had to pee, but it turns out I ended up peeooping.