Eduardo

A gentlemen who is tall, sexy, muscular, and has remarkable hazel eyes. Eduardos are also known for being polite and charming to anyone they come into contact with, and it is common that staring into the eyes of an Eduardo will cause instant ejaculation by both sexes.

Dude 1: Hey dude im not even gay or anything but I saw a guy at school today and I jizzed in my pants on the spot, it was so embarassing.
Dude 2: Oh that must've been Eduardo, thats normal, its happened to me like 3 times this week so far.

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