When one doesnât have a condom and has to use and inside out crisp packet (preferably not chilli flavour)
Damn it I forgot a condom, fancy a crisp...?
Gonna have to be a crisping tonight daring
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An experience so exciting you could burst into a huge glitter ball like meeting the boy of your dreams or seeing the most beautiful scenery ever
Oh my unicorn glitterwitter heâs hot!
Unicorn glitterwitter this place is beautiful!