ranch sexy

When a girl is attractive only at the place you work at. If you work at a shitty place where everything is gross and unattractive, then a girl that is only a 5 or 6 bumps up to around a 7 or 8.

Stinkman: I think she's sexy.

Luke: No way, she's only ranch sexy. The face is brutal.

bitch lunch

when you made plans to go out to lunch with a girl, for purposes of getting or setting up future poon. But then the homies want to go out to lunch and you can't because you have bitch lunch.

Nah I can't go to Subway today dude, I have bitch lunch with that one girl.

Man I can't believe you have bitch lunch with that brownbag.

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