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The guy who is always borrowing peoples' stuff, mostly office supplies
(Like staplers, paperclips, pens, etc.)
Bill: Hey man can I borrow a pen, I forgot mine, and I don't want my boss to fire me.
Barry: You and your office hands never show us mercy.
Bill: What?
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When your thumb shakes when holding an iPhone
Dack: Dude, what's wrong with your finger?
Jack: It's just my iFinger
Something that doesnรขยยt exist
God doesnรขยยt exist.
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What you say when someone asks you what time it is, usually to annoy them.
Bill: Yo what time is it?
Me: Its Time to get a watch.
Bill:...What the hells a watch?
Me: I DONT KNOW! :(
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It's when you overcook the burger, and it becomes well-well done.
Damien: Here is your burger bro
Diesel: Thanks, man...What is this?
Damien: It's called a Hard Burger .
Diesel:...I hate it...
Damien: Ow my feelings.
Microsoft Word (or simply Word) is a word processor developed by Microsoft. It was first released on October 25, 19834 under the name Multi-Tool Word for Xenix systems.567 Subsequent versions were later written for several other platforms including IBM PCs running DOS (1983), Apple Macintosh running the Classic Mac OS (1985), AT&T Unix PC (1985), Atari ST (1988), OS/2 (1989), Microsoft Windows (1989), SCO Unix (1994), and macOS (formerly OS X; 2001). Commercial versions of Word are licensed as a standalone product or as a component of Microsoft Office, Windows RT or the discontinued Microsoft Works suite. Microsoft Word Viewer and Office Online are freeware editions of Word with limited features.
In 1981, Microsoft hired Charles Simonyi, the primary developer of Bravo, the first GUI word processor, which was developed at Xerox PARC.8 Simonyi started work on a word processor called Multi-Tool Word and soon hired Richard Brodie, a former Xerox intern, who became the primary software engineer.8910
Word is a software were you write stuff and things