Megan

An awesome unicorn ninja that may or may not be evil. A megan is too complex for the human mind to understand so a megan does not usually talk a lot. Megans are inhumanly obsessed with fluffy hair, afros, potatoes, poking bellybuttons, squishing noses, and biting fingers.

"That girl scares me." "Yeah, she's a Megan. Some people say she's the most invincible unicorn there is, a ninja unicorn disguised as a human." "Yikes." ••• "Hey, how are you friends with that Megan ninja girl?" "Ninjas are awesome. Plus, she's a unicorn too. She is the best friend I could ever have, I'm so lucky to be her friend."

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ozturk

Last name of the most pimpin sassy alpha male you could ever know. He will be the most sexay computer scientist when he grows up and will always be ballin 24/7. Not only can he ball while drinking a strawberry frappuccino but also beat people named Emre.

Other person: what do you meeean?? *head slappıng*
ozturk: yo it's ok bro
Other person: Tamam.