Vernon CTC

Vernon Cadet Training Center in British Columbia, Canada. AKA Literal hell. Holds 1500 cadets at once so being a introvert is not a option.

Cadet 1: What camp did you get accepted into?
Cadet 2: Basic Expedition..
Cadet 1: Where?
Cadet 2: Vernon CTC
Cadet 1: RIP

Cat

Premium roast angry potato whom will demand love and attention from you. A Cat also has the sharp knives in their paws that the try to tickle you with.

"That cat just ate my fish!"
"My cat is stuck in a tree"

General Training

A cadet camp for first years. Often said as GT. GT's are the annoying first year cadets who think they are special

2nd year: Those GT's didn't salute to the sir!
Other 2nd year: Idiots they obviously haven't learned rank system. Look the GT's are breaking the pool table!
Other other 2nd year: Did you know that the General Training kids got to go canoeing.

Your Mom

Is an amazing and cool person (:

Your Mom is pretty cool

Army Cadets

A bunch of kids 12-18 years old that legally get to shoot rifles. They often make fun of sea cadets and air cadets calling them pigeons or the occasional bathtub warrior. They have to shine their boots but often say "Sir, they wouldn't shine".

Also, Blackdown water is NOT clean.

Air cadet: Look at those army cadets
Army cadet: You stupid pigeons

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