Woozy

To feel intoxicated (usually high)

Is that weed getting you woozy?

standing dirty

When you discover there is no available toilet paper AFTER having a poo. Because of the inability to wipe you are 'standing dirty'.

Bob: There was no toilet paper in there.
Joe: Haha you're standing dirty!

swafe

A combination of 'Safe' and 'Sweet', used when you can't decide which to use.
An expression of approval or to conclude a meeting/conversation.

Bob: See u later
Joe: Swafe