Nils

Nils is handsome little twink with curly hair. He is possibly autistic and ticklish on his thighs. When tickled on his thighs he starts tap-dancing. Despite his small and unstable character his penis is of immense size. While his inability to approach woman has been to everybody's dismay, I for one think that everybody should give him a go because of this fact. Nils has mad drumming skills, he is so good that his penis grows every time he plays. This effect also applies to anyone listening. His favorite movie is whiplash because he wants to be like the main character which I forgot the name of. He wants to be dominated by a large baldheaded man with anger issues while doing what he loves, drumming. Nils nickname for his penis is Slime squirter 46.

Person 1:

"I dont like immigrants"
Person 2:
"Omg dont be such a Nils"