Alina

Alina is a girl who likes alkohol, the ass is phat even tho only 4`3. Almost always has a satanist bibel with her that she uses as a weapon.

Stranger: Hello
Alina's friend: I have deep seated violent issues, don't get near me.
Alina: facts! He's dangerous!! He's holding me hostage, please send help.
Stranger: Omg so scary LOL
Alina: wtf??? "LOL"?? Who even are you? Call the cops!!
Alina's friend: I can make this building collapse on us all. I have nothing to lose anymore. Don't make a sudden move.
Stranger: Uhm...ok
Stranger: What do you think I'm supposed to do about it?

Stranger: .... LOL
Alina: *Does a "dirty Alina"*

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Lovisa

A person who usually says "sauce me up daddy!", And it's often completely random and at the worst situations

Friend 1: Hi Lovisa! How are you? :)
Lovisa: Sauce me the fuck up daddy!!!
Friend 1: *Leaves*