griddly

The dance of putting one hand, in the 👌 position to your eye, then swapping back and forth with each hand doing the same. During the dance, one person participating has to say "Griddly" at random intervals.

(similar to the griddy, but better in every way)

Hey bro, wanna griddly it out?

2 minutes later:

Griddly

Griddly
Griddly

Sporkulate

Shoving a spork so far up your penis hole that you force yourself to ejaculate.

Often fatal.

"Look bro im about to sporkulate. OH FUCK AAAAAAHHHH

Spork+ wide penishole= sporkulation

Chumming

The practice of violently masturbating a flaccid penis to force an erection.

Chumming/ to chum it out

Hey bro, wanna chum it out? I'm flaccid and ready to go

Chumming= jorking your softie