Aidan

When people think of this name they pee their pants. Aidan is seen as a deity that will destroy all of your wife’s. Don’t doubt his power or he will smite you girl and reduce your PP by 5 inches. People I. The past have underestimated him and he has killed them by ripping their genitalia out and eating it.

Random guy,” Your not cool and your dumb, Aidan!”
Aidan,”I will eat your kids.”