Nathaniel

Giant, huge, dirtbag, whore licking, motherfucker.

Girl 1: EW IS THAT NATHANIEL?!?!
Girl2: YEAH HE IS SUCH A PRICK!

Mia

She is an amazing friend. Her laugh makes you feel awesome. Also, she has a massive schlong. She will look you in your eyes and at that moment you will realize that her cock is probably bigger than yours. But as long as you have her laughing with her amazing laugh that she doesn't like for some unknown reason, she won't peg you. Good luck.

Boy #1: YO MIA HAS A MASSIVE HORSE COCK

Boy #2: YO HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT MY BOI

Boy#1: Because she showed it to me last night

Boy #2: So you got pegged?

Boy#1: Yup, but I'm fine with it because it was Mia.