commoners

the lower classes; generally seen hanging about in groups of 10-20, often loud, abusive and immature. A prime charactaristic of commoners is that they all look exactly the same, and try to emulate each other by talking in the same faux-gangster patowa, and dressing in exactly the same manner. Their dress depends on the region, but in london the males ofter wear flat-bill caps, garish patched jackets and baggy jeans, whilst the females slick their hair to their faces with gel in bizzarre patterns.

"Oi bruv, u got a phone? Dont make me knife u"
"Shutup and shine my shoes you commoner, and if you're quick i'll refrain from having your housing block demolished."

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9th base

to get pummelled up the bunghole by a random stranger

omgomg i got to 9th base last night with a welshman

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DILLIGAS

Do I Look Like I Give A Shit

-I'm Pregnant
-Oh yeah, DILLIGAS.

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stockport

Most criminal TOWN in Britain (3rd overall)
Manchester is 5TH!

Also, derogatory term for Rockport boots

Lock your doors when your going through Stockport!
Ey Stacey 'ow much were dem fake Stockports off market?

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spangly

Shiny, pretty, cool or nice.

"I really want that spangly new DVD player in Dixons window."

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bel-schplork

To throw-up on your brand new wife, while making a baby, on your wedding night.

She was beautiful in her white wedding dress. . . it's a shame I couldn't wait to take her. Her dress is now ruined as she's been bel-schplorked.

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slick desmond

A slick desmond is 1 swish dude. Hes quick smart and cool.

"Cor Slick Desmond!"

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