vanity search

To search one's own name on an Internet search engine such as Google, Yahoo, etc.

I cannot believe my pr0n pictures come up first everytime I do a vanity search.

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pocket-dial

When a person's cell phone/blackberry located in a pocket accidentally dials someone, unbeknowst to the person carrying it. The receipient of the call usually receives a very annoying, long and potentially incriminating message.

I swear I didn't call you at 2:30am last night-- my phone must have pocket-dialed your number.

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lgio

Shorthand for the sexual overture "let's get it on."

Come on, baby, lgio back at my place.

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