Tank Trouble

One of the leading causes of keyboard and computer deaths, especially in a learning environment.

Tyrone: Hey, you up for some Tank Trouble in a bit?
Tyreese: Man, as long as it doesn't make me tear shit up again, nigga

Wank Cabbage

The correct way to refer to someone when they're being a little shitface.

Hey, stop being a fucking wank cabbage and join the voice call.