Deco

A brilliant creature with an immense intellect and a fat cock, although it may be hard to tell past the 6 inches of bush. Deco can be found strutting through town smelling like sex and being followed by a flock of squirting females. Has never crashed into a 7/11.

Charlie: Yo the 7/11 has a dent in it. I wonder what happened??
Leo: Well, one things for sure. It wasn’t Deco. Deco has never crashed into a 7/11 :)