iPad kid

A child who is so intensely focused on the iPad their parents gave them (usually in a bulky case, and littered with fingerprints) that they lose all awareness of their surroundings, often randomly contorting their bodies and throwing themselves in awkward ways over furniture, bumping into things, and randomly vocalizing.

My professor's child is a total iPad kid. He was drooling in his hands while playing roblox on the floor of the Jim-n-Nick's yesterday.

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