Sperm burgle

The act of being a sperm burglar.

Mike, "I have a similar problem."
Dave, "you've been sperm burgled too?!?!?!"

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Sperm Bulge

The inflation of the ball sack, caused from a lack of sex or wanking.

Dave "I haven't pumped for a month."
Mike "Man you must have a fair Sperm bulge."

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Cohead

A fan of Coheed and Cambria

Bob " I know all the words to the Running free"
Dave "Man, you're such a Cohead"

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Sperm burglar

A woman who becomes pregnant by raping a man.

Dave, "mate, you know that woman who raped me 9 months ago."
Mike, "Yeah, why did you just bring it up?"
Dave,"I saw her with a kid that looks a bit like a younger me."
Mike,"She's a sperm burglar!"

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