Computer Mong

A person that spends most of their time on a computer (gaming) and does not the know any different. Does not have the ability to socialize with another human being.

Dave: Yo John, do you know whether George can come out or not? Nah George is a computer Mong.

Jack Doherty

The most insufferable being on the face of the earth. Jack Doherty is a youtuber in his 20s who likes to mock and annoy innocent people who are trying to get about their day. Doherty is only capable of doing this as he has bodyguards who stop innocent people standing up for themselves. Jack probably would not be able to do any of his acts without a bodyguard as he such a pussy that he would pribably get curbstomped by litteraly anyone who tried to react to any of his "pranks". Jack doherty has more money than sense, but is worth fuck all, especially after paying OF models to go out with him to make him stop feeling insecure about his height and childish personality.

Jack doherty to a father and his child: "fuck you pussy"
Father going about his day: "HEY, YOU CANT SAY THAT IN FRONT OF A CHILD"
Jack Doherty: "what you gonna do about it, i am richer than you, i drive a Ferrari at 21 and own a 4 million dollar house"
Father tries to get close to jack: Bodyguard steps in to stop jack getting battered.