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Morning Stars

When a man masturbates up until almost ejaculating, slowly wakes up his gf/wife, yells "Morning!" and blows his load in her eyes. She'll be seeing stars all morning.

"So I heard Joe gave gave Suzzy some Morning Stars the other day, haven't heard from him since..."

by Lulzmazterr February 14, 2010

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