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An urban faker is someone who makes up words or phrases just to define them on the Urban Dictionary.
The phrase urban faker can also be used to refer to any words or phrase that is made up to be defined on the urban dictionary.
Yes, I know that this definition is ironic because the phrase "urban faker" is an urban faker, but what're you going to do about it?
Look at that loser over there. He's defined over 13 words, and I don't know a single one. He's an urban faker for sure.
Usually said after a dad joke is told.
So, my dad was at the grocery store, and when the cashier asked him whether he wanted a paper or plastic bag, he said: "I don't care, I'm bisacktual." Insert cringe here
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The expectation of a donation of a donut. (Usually ends in heartbreak.)
She brought back home a cookie, and totally crushed my donutations.
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Imagine this scenario. It's cold outside, and you're wearing a half-sleeves shirt. To get your arms out of the cold, you pull your arms into your shirt, with only your hands poking out of the arm holes. That is called T-Rexing.
The weatherman said it would be 80 degrees, but it was so cold I had to resort to T-Rexing the entire time I was outside.
When something shocking happens and someone reaction escalates quickly, but then they dial it back almost immediately.
Me: I have more followers than you now, lol.
Brandy: WHAT THE FUCK
Brandy: At least I have more than Joseph lol.
Me: That de-escalated quickly.
North Korea: We gonna bomb Guam!
U.S : YOU WILL BE MET WITH FIRE AND FURY!!!
Both Countries: *sit around doing nothing, with the occasional empty threat*
Me: That de-escalalated quickly.
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The opposite of bilingual. If you only speak one language, you're unilingual.
40% of the people in the world are unilingual.