Kolin

Lazy, fuck... ing awesome, great, amazing never let him out of your life or you'll regret it.

Guy 1: Did you hear what happened to Kolins ex?
Guy 2: No? What did that crazy guy do?
Guy 1: Her parents found her head in a box...
Guy 2: Damn never trust a Kolin... never...

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November 25

National kick a child day

"Hey its November 25 you know what that means"
"Come here timmy i want to show you something..."

*punts child across a parking lot*

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