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The act of fucking someones partner during the day while the other is at work.
The fear of getting caught made the dayfuck I had on Tuesday the best fuck of my life!
After dayfucking my friends wife yesterday, she gave me a sweater of his that he doesn't wear....I love it!
Melanie dayfucked her friend Rachels husband to get back at her for openly flirting with her boyfriend.
60π 9π
when poop breaks off halfway out of your ass and you wipe away at the stump as if it were a wet pastel poking out of your asshole.
I wont be coming to work today as I've been cursed by the shit of a thousand wipes.
737π 109π
When you are afraid of shitting your pants if you fart so you sit on the toilet prior to farting
Randy ate too much greasy fried chicken and hurried to the crapper to fear fart.
56π 17π
When someone is looking at you with the same wanton perverse desire as a loner at an orgy...skulking around...watching.
My priest always looks at me with orgy eyes....its totally creeping me out cause we are both guys!!
I caught the manager of my grocery store staring at me over the banana display with seething orgy eyes
gloves used on construction sites
Hey Matthew....it's not even cold out...why don't you take off those damn wimp skins
The worst thing you can do is start wearing wimp skins....cause you'll never stop once you do.
32π 1π
When the abdominal area gets fat and soft and starts rolling and weeping down over the waistline of pants
That lady should not be wearing a two piece bikini with that tumbling sixpack shes got.
I used to have abs of steel....now I got me a mad tumbling sixpack.Damn,marriage sucks!
38π 5π
When a grown man acts like a whining child for little or no reason
Jerry's wife got him all worked up in bed and proceeded to roll over and go to sleep. Jerry threw a man fit and sat in a chair pouting like a little rich kid who got the wrong colored pony for their birthday
41π 3π