Basic

Despite the thought that such a word is a negative description of someone, in this instance it's considered a compliment! Basic guys are great, they have no bullshit. Won't get shitfaced and nail your pal. Has a big ol' shag pad. Likes to drink Coke. Not the illegal kind, though! The fizzy kind. The basic kind. Be a Micheal. Be a basic.

A. Hey, there's a guy here to see you!

B. Really? What's he like?

A. He's tall, Scottish and basic.

Basic

Basic guys are great. No bullshit. He has a flat now, so that's pretty awesome. Big ol' shag pad. Likes Coke. Not the illegal kind: The fizzy kind.

Hey, there's a guy here to see you! He's tall, Scottish and basic. How cool?!

Basic

Basic guys are great. No bullshit. Likes Coke. Not the illegal kind: The fizzy kind.

Hey, there's a guy here to see you! He's tall, Scottish and basic. How cool?!