Kumar

He truly loves shitting his pants every second of everyday.
His best friend is his toilet and always gets the high calorie food.
A person named Kumar is truly a horrific sight to behold.

Kumar took a fat shit in his pants

Kurlai

Someone who cries to seeing Ushio die.
Commonly used for someone whom’s name is Karla.
Has a hard time finding a friend and kisses their anime body pillow every night for 6 hours.
Kurlai is a unique person, someone who you would not want to mess with.

I saw Kurlai on Omegle today.