Spanking the ham

Female masturbation. AKA: flicking the bean, tossing the tuna salad

Clarice: I'm so tired today, I was up all night spanking the ham to salt bae
Renalda: I feel you sister, I was up all night spanking the ham to fan fiction of Zac Efron and Aaron Carter!
Clarice: Let's spank each other's ham right now

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Dock-tor Jelkins

The act of two men jelking while also docking

With the way Nicholas talks so much about jelking, I wouldn’t be surprised if him and Enrique get their Dock-tor Jelkins on after work!