Ghostbuster Rules

When a man is confronted with a piss trough (or communal urinal) upon entering the men's bathroom, this is the set of rules applied when urinating next to another man. In essence, as in the movie, crossing streams is forbidden.

"My buddies and I were getting thrashed at the local pub when I needed to take a piss. When I walked into the bathroom, I saw a piss trough mounted to the wall with another drunk a-hole pissin' the night away. After a quick glance, an unspoken agreement confirmed that the Ghostbuster Rules were in effect."

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Bathroom Cough

The act of coughing loudly while taking a deuce in the bathroom when another person enters said bathroom, thereby staking claim to the stall you are using. Effective at warding off potential embarrassment from would be stall door openers, particularly if ones bathroom stall has a malfunctioning locking mechanism. Also, can dually be used as a cover up attempt in the event of a loud bowel movement.

"When entering the men's bathroom, a loud bathroom cough deterred my initial choice of stall and I was thusly forced to choose the creepy handicapped accessible stall at the end of the row - otherwise known as the most likely spot in the bathroom to be killed due to wide open access."

"Sean's ear splitting deuce rocket was only slightly dulled by his comparatively faint bathroom cough."

trailgating

The act of following entirely too closely while hiking down a trail, resulting in numerous flat tire's to the back of the lead hiker's boots and increased stress overall for the group

"Ben's an asshole - he trailgates the shit out of me all the time. I started hanging on to nearby limbs when I was lead hiking to spring-load those fuckers and wipe him off his feet if he was too close behind me. Damn trailgating SOB"

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