spleened

The act or instance of having a mass of soft tissue, usually the spleen, ripped or torn from the body, often while the person is still alive and shrieking and thrashing about horribly.

Jason got spleened yesterday at the plant when he got too close to some dangerous machinery. Took hours for the surgeons to fix him back up.

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eggs

Chicken abortates served as food.
Or call them liquid chickens.
Basically a lot of vegetarians still eat them despite the fact they came out of a bird's cloaca.

I'd like some eggs over-easy, and though I'm a vegetarian, I'm pro choice.

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