UWC

Abbreviation for "United World Colleges."

A network of international high schools designed by billionaire Shelby Davis to kidnap social justice-oriented teenagers from their home countries, grant them scholarships to American colleges, integrate them into the US economy or into world government institutions (IMF, World Bank), and turn them into capitalist money-making machines. This is accomplished under the ruse of "world peace" and "global understanding."

"My dream was to open an orphanage and fight to alleviate poverty in my hometown, but then I went to UWC." (Slams door of his Porsche.)

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world bank

A conspiracy designed by neo-liberal capitalists to rob developing countries of their resources and ensure unequal distribution of wealth. This is accomplished under a claimed goal to "alleviate poverty" - an effective means to confuse the enemy (i.e. impoverished Mexican farmers, starving diamond miners in Africa, etc.).

"Hey, John, where are you going with that Molotov Cocktail?"
"I'm going to protest against the World Bank meeting in town today. Here's one for you."

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