UWC

UWC makes alcohol a force to unite people, nations and cultures for peace and a sustainable future. Nobody leaves a virgin, cause if the second years don't get you the IB will. Learn through experience.

Hey, do you want to become a slave to college admissions?

Yes
UWC is the place for you!

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UWC

Abbreviation for "United World Colleges."

A network of international high schools designed by billionaire Shelby Davis to kidnap social justice-oriented teenagers from their home countries, grant them scholarships to American colleges, integrate them into the US economy or into world government institutions (IMF, World Bank), and turn them into capitalist money-making machines. This is accomplished under the ruse of "world peace" and "global understanding."

"My dream was to open an orphanage and fight to alleviate poverty in my hometown, but then I went to UWC." (Slams door of his Porsche.)

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UWC

Condoms, chess, and death threats.

I am dropping out of UWC

uwc

united world college: the most amazing experience, with all of the most wonderful people, in 14 of the most beautiful places all over the world

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uwc.org

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UWCE

A great ro-wrestling fed that gives everyone a chance to be good. Except toxic shits.

UWCE is so great isn't it?

Yeah isaaca/kxbain is a great chairman.

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UWC CSC

UWC CSC is not really a UWC.

Instead of aspiring for peace and a sustainable future, It's a place where you can:

1. Get fucked by the IB
2. Get fucked by DP2s
3. Get fucked by your roommates
4. Get fucked by your teachers
5. Did we mention getting fucked by the IB?
6. Get fucked by the CCP
7. Losing interest and not finishing work
8.

Here you can choose which direction to be brainwashed, pick your poison. Join a cult, any cult, it's all the same in the end.

"Hey which school are you from?"

"Oh it's called 'UWC CSC' but we just call it CSC."

UWC RBC

a UWC college based on the values of sustainability, UWCRBC teaches its students the priceless lesson of sustaining survival through the 2-year long programme of IB. not to mention CASes, SATs, on-campus drama, Tracy’s teabags, shitty German weather, the *Mensa food*, aaaaand curfew.

the secret? regular walks, hikes, trips to the city, tripping in the city, and last but not least the repeated failed attempts at completing the UWC challenge.

UWC RBC really brings out the ‘sus’ in ‘sustainability’!

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