Angry Jerk

The action of simulated masturbation while making an angry face and pointing at your intended victim.

The man on the bus made me so mad I threw him the angry jerk!

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Fuckstunned

When there is clearly only a single option in a situation and someone asks "What do I do?"

When sitting in the drive through and asked to "pull up to the first window"

a customer asks "where do I go?" (in this situation the customer is Fuckstunned)