Queef

Basically farting, but out of the vagina, except it's not methane, it's just air trapped in the vagina, and only smells if the women's on her period or have an infection, so if you're woman's queef smells, don't have sex with her with her and if you already have, uuuh... Go to the doctors

Man: (has a massive fart)
Man: (laughs)
Woman: eww
Woman: (queefs)
Woman: (laughs)
Man: EWWW

Queefing is gay, farts are better

Et tu brute?

Latin for "You too, Brutus?"
Used when Julius Caesar was stabbed by his best friend
An expression to be used if you've been betrayed or someone has told on you or framed you in a dirty way for example

Politician: (steps out of limo)
*Sniper rifle goes off*
Bodyguard pushes politician out of way
And shoot the sniper
Politician: thanks you saved my life
Politician walks past the bodyguard
Bodyguard stabs politican in back
Politician: " Et tu brute? "

I can't think of any other example than this

Irish whip

A wrestling move where, when your opponent is running toward you, you grab him, jump back a bit, and push him aside so he continues running and can't stop until he hits the ropes and falls giving you an opportunity to pin him down

The undertaker did the Irish whip on John Cena

E scooter

When they existed they tried to take over the humans, they were used by humans and they didn't drive on the right side, they just drove on one side and never used the zebra crossing even though if you walk on the road it's jaywalking but the police don't stop them, so if you drive they will bump into you always

man: driving
Asshole: bumps into car with E scooter
Asshole "sorry!"
Man: "it's okay..."
man (thinking): "dude, fuck you!"

Animal farm

1: an allegorical, satirical novella about Stalinism by George Orwell

2: a self explanatory noun bearing the fact a farm already contains animals

1: I read Animal Farm, it's a good book

2: let's buy this animal farm

Vaginal discharge

Basically cum from a women but without sperm,

Similarities:
ejects on arousal
White
Gooey

Contrast:
No sperm
Not the same liquid as semen

BTS Stan turns on TV

BTS is in the TV

BTS Stan has a vaginal discharge

2 weeks later

BTS gets put in a padded cell set to be euthanised within a week

Fuck you :)

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Vaginal discharge

Basically cum but from women

Similarities:

White
Ejects on arousal
Gooey

Contrast:
No sperm
Not the same fluid as semen
Not only on arousal, after period

BTS Stan turns on TV

BTS is on TV

BTS Stan has Vaginal discharge

BTS Stan is in mental hospital ready to be euthanised in a week

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