Porch Monkey

A lazy black man, who sits on his porch drinking and trading his food stamps for crack.

Damn porch monkeys, cant they just get a job!

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triton hammer

A clevis or shackle misused as a hammer. Also refers to the flagrant misuse of a critical handtool or piece of equipment as a hammer, due to the mental retardation of the user.

Those two retards are using a triton hammer to try to move that truck.

Zitko

The BEST sex a man can give usually giving it extremely hard and non stop.

Friend #1: Omg me n my girlfriend had the 'zitko'
Friend #2: Woah, you must be good to give a 'zitko'

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