doomscroll

Originally, doomscrolling meant scrolling as a doomer (someone who is pessimistic about everything,) feeling worse about yourself and the world the more you scrolled.

Nowadays, to doomscroll is to scroll on an app or website forever; until your doom.

I am going to doomscroll for the next 5 hours and ignore my responsibilities to my detriment.

Chain

A word that rappers use for no apparent reason.

Rapper: Everyone be lookin at my chain
John: You're not even wearing a chain stupid

umstroke

What the sassy rower named double doug said to his team.
PS: hope im not provoking anyone with this lazy definition. I'm not cruel.

Sassy rower: Umm...stroke?
Team: bro stfu with the umstroke

android blind

When you get a cool emoji-filled text from your friend but have no idea what the fuck they're saying because all of the emojis are little boxes.

You: Man, my dog died today.
Friend: 💀
You: What's ?
Friend: Sorry, forgot you were android blind