bloughter

To hit very hard, usually with an object.

Mary bloughtered her husband over the head with the frozen leg of lamb.

acne

A horrific skin condition which feasts on your self esteem and can only be cured with age. It is completely resistant to all over the counter treatments.

I will just put on this wax paper bag and be done with this shit. At least the bag covers this fucking acne.

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Dosser

A person who uses the now obsolete DOS (Disk Operating System)

He still uses dos! What a dosser.

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skrillex

A fictional, super strong woven lightweight composite material used for making gas turbine engine compressor blades and various other components.

This rotor is made out of molded skrillex with a titanium leading edge.

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