JOI

Jerk Off Instructions. A millennial phenomenon, wherein a selfish generation managed to become even shittier at sex by demanding female partners (mostly paid, always bored) instruct them on how to handle their own feckless anatomy. Nevermind that having been born with a vagina offers limited insight into male self pleasure. And so she performs a kind of thankless one woman show, cheerleading a monosyllabic goon to orgasm.

Sex Worker #1: Can you believe this fucking ding dong requested JOI again?

Sex Worker #2: If I see one more Pro-Domme advertising JOI, I’ll scream. It’s not femdom, it’s emotional labor!

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