fljrhj t fgdf

A word I made up so I have an excuse to write a definition.

Guy 1: Hey I need help.
Guy 2: Fljrhj t fgdf.
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: Jrhbfjgbr jjeedxvb eeysgdbnkseyu.
Guy 1: Speak English.
Guy 2: Yhbdf gdb kebuk wop oijk mms.

You

Not anyone of importance and will end up doing a fucking 9-5

You are a failure.