douche fucker

A person who pisses someone else off to the fullest extreme.

What a fucking douche fucker. I hate him.

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cloves

a type of cigarette smoked by scenesters, hipsters, indie kids, and sometimes, unfortunately, goths.

They are equal in harm if not more harmful than regular cigarettes, the only difference being that ground cloves are mixed in.

She kept smoking my cloves.

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march madness

An undocumented form of mental
illness, related vaguely to Mad Cow Disease, whose
symptoms include severe cramps in the wrist and index
figure of the hand that holds the TV remote, an beery
smelling foam around the lips, crumbs on the upper
body, and the repetitive muttering of the phrase, 'the
brackets'.

He didnt leave the house at all during march madness, watching basketball nonstop for 3 straight weeks, uttering only "the brackets" and "Dickie V"

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devvo

The ultimate king of chavs who enjoys wearing burberry caps, tracksuits and bling. A big fan of 20p and marijuana.

Av you got 20p mate for sum fuckin... draw... and stuff?

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kitschy

So tacky or lame that is has a certain ironic appeal.

Lava lamps, and trucker hats are very kitschy.

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dhb

(da HOLLYWOOD boys)- a group of fuckin cool ass guys from kentucky. you wish you could be a member, but you cant.

Are da Hollywood boys gonna be at the party? if not, im not even goin.

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kale

kale is another word for currency of any sort.

can I borrow some kale until I get paid tomorrow?

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