ronery

Lonely. A word used by people imitating stereotypical asians that are lonely. L's are pronounced R's like "Herro", or "Rittre".

Said by Kim Jong Il in the movie Team America: World Police by the creators of South Park.

"I'm so ronery, so ronery, so ronery and sadry arone."

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Contra

A series of games based on fighting the alien scum, Red/Blood Falcon.

The NES game features two shirtless marines, Larry and Bill, with an arsenal of weapons through 8 different zones.

Weapons (Best to Worst):
(S)Spread Gun- Spreads powerful bullets in a large radius. Be thankful you have this weapon.
(L)Laser- Most powerful weapon, continues after hits an enemy, however it stops if fired continuously.
(M)Machine Gun- Hold A to save a fuck load of time and lose some thumb cramps.
(B)Force Field- Like a star in Mario, except there is no extra music. Stay focused to see when it stops.
(R)Rapid Fire- Speeds up your bullets, not useful unless many are collected, then its tha shit!
(F)Fireball- Slow, fired in groups of three, spirals. Worst weapon unless you gather lots of R.

Contra
Super Contra
Contra III: The Alien Wars
Many more...

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Holy Hand Grenade

1) Monty Python: A hand grenade forged to smite the powers of evil. Instructions: Pull pin, count to three, throw.

2) Worms: MOST POWERFUL WEAPON EVER. Or at least the coolest. A parody of the Monty Python weapon, the holy hand grenade is an awesome weapon which shouldn't be reckoned with.

1)And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high,
saying, 'Oh, Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou
mayest blow thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord
did grin, and people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and
carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and
fruit bats, and large...

2) wURmz_Masta: i totly pwned u wit tht holy hand grenade. haha

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