New Jersey

So I know everyone hates on NJ, saying it’s too expensive, or smells like shit, but I live in North Jersey, (essex county) and honestly the only place that I can think of that smells like shit is the Meadowlands. We just got the mall, “The American Dream,” and once the retail stores open up, its boutta be real nice.

Also, no one fucking says, “Joisey,”
That probably comes from the massive amount of Italians (LET THE REST OF THE CULTURALS LIIIIVE WHY ARE THERE SO MANY ITALIANS IN NEW JERSEY I DONT UNDERSTAND) here. But not everyone is Italian, I’m actually Hispanic.

Okay, so the beaches, I’m gonna say it, are shit. The boardwalks, however, are amazing. Jenkingson is amazing. They have mini golf, an aquarium, the beach, (shocker) shower house, (which is free and you don’t have to pay) and also have a sick ice cream store. I’ve been there countless times and still want to go.

We have South, Central, and North Jersey. I live in the North section.

If you call Taylor ham “pork roll,” fuck off.
Most of the stereotypes aren’t true, (some are, like the green fucking ocean. I don’t understand why the ocean is goddamn green.) but if we say anything online, all states (including fuckin Rhode Island) will come over, so we never have the ability to say anything.
This was pointless to type out. I’m just sad I’m moving out of Fairfield in July. No more Taylor ham, egg, and cheese sandwiches 😔.

NJeyan: Yeah New Jersey is kinda nice...
NJeyan #2: Yeah. It’s amazing here. Fall weather is the best.
Any other state: hahahaha u guys smell hahaha ur overpriced hahahaha joisey
NJeyan: ah shit, here we go again...

Panic! At The Disco

A real fan vs a fake fan:

Real fans:

Don’t judge people based on how many songs they know or how long they’ve been a fan

Are happy when they see that P!ATD gets a new fan, meaning the fan base is increasing.

Knows at LEAST 3 song names and a song by heart (not necessary though)

Fake fans:

Knows only one song and calls themselves “#1 fan”

Only likes Panic! At The Disco for one song

Example of both:
(#1 = fan. #2 = fake fan. #3 = medium.)

#2: OMG I LOOOVE PANIC AT THE DISCO
#3: cool. What’s your favorite song?
#2: High Hopes.

#1: Mine’s Northern Downpour
#2: wat’s that
#3: Is it Pretty. Odd?
#1: Yes, it is.
#3: Oh I’m not crazy about Pretty. Odd. I kinda enjoy a mixture of all of them. A little Pray For the Wicked, a lot of Death of a Bachelor, a tad bit of A Fever You Can’t Sweat out, etc.
#2: what’s that? are those other bands?
#3: They’re all albums.
#2: oh HAHAHA I totally knew that HAHA

#1: well what’s your top 3 songs?
#3: My fav is The Ballad of Mona Lisa, then House of Memories, then either Vegas Lights or Hallelujah.
#1: nice. What about you, “#2”
#2: high hopes. dat’s it. the others are bad
#3: ...
#1: sure. If you want, you can go on Spotify and search up, “This Is Panic! At The Disco” They have a lot of good songs on them you can try to learn.
#2: I don’t need that!

Soph: I LOVE Panic! At The Disco! My fav song is LA Devotee
Cath: Oh. You like Death of a Bachelor?
Soph: nah the song’s too slow
Cath: I was talking about the album...